"This story should never have been told in the first place." - an unsatisfied reader. "WTF is this bull..." (the rest of this review has been censored due to profanity and unkind words) - my boss "I don't admit to any of the crimes or possible crimes or innuendos, both sexual and not, within these pages. You didn't hear from me." - Maddison Jacobs, the mafia marionette. "Please talk to my lawyer." - Shane Asher, of Asher Enterprises and possibly the head of an elite mafia organization. "No comment." - Logan Samuel Pierce, personal attorney for Shane Asher and Asher Enterprises.