Alexis is your average 19 year old... at first glance. Behind doors she is the world's most infamous female assassin. Femme Fatale.
Ashton is an outgoing dork who hates taking things seriously, no one suspects him to be the top male assassin on the globe.
When they unexpectedly meet, with no memory of each other and everyone out to get them, this only means one thing... ITS TIME TO KILL SOME HOES!
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- Chapter One- Shorts and Crocs
- Chapter Two- El Paco
- Chapter Three- Can I have a raise?
- Chapter Four- Karaoke Club
- Chapter Five- Sadistic Prick
- Chapter Six- Devil's Mousetraps
- Chapter Seven- Eye Juices
- Chapter Eight- SpongeBob Squarepants
- Chapter Nine- Halp Meh
- Chapter Ten- Weak
- Chapter Eleven- A Bottle of Scotch
- Chapter Twelve- Get in Loser
- Chapter Thirteen- Get Punk'd
- Chapter Fourteen- Turkey Head
- Chapter Fifteen- Popping the "P"
- Chapter Sixteen- It Takes Two to Tango
- Chapter Seventeen- Seven Days
- Chapter Eighteen- Bean Burrito
- Chapter Nineteen- Bad Reputation