502K Reads 16.1K Votes 40 Part Story
Aaron Kite By ironkite Updated Sep 04, 2015

Meet Joe Nobody . . . and pray he never meets you.

He's average height, with an average build, and average looks - an instantly forgettable face in the crowd. Joe also happens to be a hit man, quite possibly one of the best in the world. He's so good, in fact, that most of his work life has settled into a comfortable routine, where everything goes according to plan, and nothing at all is surprising anymore. He's been just about everywhere, and he's seen it all.

But Joe hasn't seen everything. Not yet . . .

**WARNING** - This work contains several curse words and some extremely violent themes and situations throughout. I mean, the main character is a hit man . . . there's your first sign. You've been warned.

**ADDITIONAL WARNING** - This is soooooooo first-draft-ish, so any problems you see logistically, thematically, or grammatically are all the fault of a combination of absinthe and overzealous fingers. And please, for god's sake, if you see something glaringly wrong, tell me about it!  :)

  • assassin
  • fbi
  • hit
  • hit-man
  • hitman
  • joe
  • man
  • nobody
  • revenant
  • supernatural
  • zombie
Winchester_Thing Winchester_Thing Jul 11, 2016
I feel like the only one who thought of Pete Wentz when they saw the cover pic......
flashhitter flashhitter Mar 25, 2016
This story is awesome! Keep it up! You planning on publishing it?
LuciferLite LuciferLite Jun 12, 2015
Due to extreme lack of patience for White Mare and an insatiable hunger for the endless wit and just... Plain cleverness of your stories, here I am... I'm tempted to ask if you have some kind of supernatural powers which you channel into your writing.
Shehanaii Shehanaii May 22, 2015
The cover matches my Icon! (finally something to be excited about)
- - Mar 29, 2015
Your cover is SICK, in a good way! Just in case you're like wait what lol
JeltetenHolt JeltetenHolt Nov 14, 2014
Woohoo! Tap dancing! This story can't go wrong anymore after that!