38 Part Story 444K Reads 12.4K Votes
Aaron Kite By ironkite Updated 21 days ago
Meet Joe Nobody . . . and pray he never meets you.
    He's average height, with an average build, and average looks - an instantly forgettable face in the crowd. Joe also happens to be a hit man, quite possibly one of the best in the world. He's so good, in fact, that most of his work life has settled into a comfortable routine, where everything goes according to plan, and nothing at all is surprising anymore. He's been just about everywhere, and he's seen it all.
    But Joe hasn't seen everything. Not yet . . .
    **WARNING** - This work contains several curse words and some extremely violent themes and situations throughout. I mean, the main character is a hit man . . . there's your first sign. You've been warned.
    **ADDITIONAL WARNING** - This is soooooooo first-draft-ish, so any problems you see logistically, thematically, or grammatically are all the fault of a combination of absinthe and overzealous fingers. And please, for god's sake, if you see something glaringly wrong, tell me about it!  :)
Due to extreme lack of patience for White Mare and an insatiable hunger for the endless wit and just... Plain cleverness of your stories, here I am... I'm tempted to ask if you have some kind of supernatural powers which you channel into your writing.
The cover matches my Icon! (finally something to be excited about)
Your cover is SICK, in a good way! Just in case you're like wait what lol
Woohoo! Tap dancing! This story can't go wrong anymore after that!
Its been so long I miss this story something awful and so feel like closure is needed I really got into it and now wait  and still nada and you are awesome I would have finished reading in a day good but I can't because its just not there are we going to I sound whiny but darn it it was good story
what kind of curse words???
                                    just want to know before I start reading I am kinda superstitious