Cheeky rom-com Short Story (20min read). PG14 rating. A fun slice of la-vie-en-rose, illustrating the difficulties of reading the opposite sex. Contains implicit scenes of sexuality;-) One name has been changed to protect the innocent; the rest of us are guilty. Spoiler alert! Beginning (foreplay); Middle (consummation); End (post-coital blues)... figuratively speaking, that is.