Warning: This story contains swearing and LGBTQ ''Hello, Darling'' ''You Shouldn't be here'' ''Not happy to see, then?'' ''Of course not! You. Shouldn't. Be. Here!'' ''I love you too! Thanks for letting me stay, love'' ''You are most certainly not staying here with me!'' ''You don't have a choice! This is my home now!'' ''Either you leave or I leave!'' ''I'm afraid neither of us is leaving, sweetheart'' ''Fuck...'' ''Now, now. A lady should not use that type of language'' ''Please... Just... Just leave!''