The Reaper

The Reaper

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arcticstars By arcticstars Updated Jan 31, 2016

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come.

Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. 

Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes.

But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

  • appartment
  • best
  • break-up
  • death
  • demons
  • flatmates
  • friends
  • friendship
  • funny
  • girlfriend
  • grim
  • hades
  • hell
  • london
  • mythology
  • pizza
  • reaper
  • roommate
  • roommates
When my friends come to me about their relationship problems and I pretend to relate
blackbird46 blackbird46 Feb 12
Wait a sec? She already agreed that he is the grim reaper. Well that part could've been a bit longer nd much more amusing with your writing style.
blackbird46 blackbird46 Feb 12
Wow, "Hades using spreadsheet". It's sounds a lot funnier than "Reaper wears Versace"
explicit_lyrics explicit_lyrics Dec 04, 2017
Me whenever anyone suggests doing anything where i have to get out of bed
darcyworld darcyworld Dec 04, 2017
                              "BECAUSE I'M HADES B*TCH"
Omfg hades stop cockblocking you know we talk about u behind ur back