The Reaper

The Reaper

81.1K Reads 5.2K Votes 5 Part Story
arcticstars By arcticstars Updated Jan 31, 2016

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come.

Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. 

Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes.

But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

unlit_firefly unlit_firefly Dec 28, 2016
Casual Queer People who the author's don't make a bog deal over them being gay are the best. Sorry about my grammar, it's late.
StarAvenue613 StarAvenue613 Dec 27, 2016
I'm Taking This Story Seriously And Then I'm Not Hahahaahahhahahaha
Please tell me I'm not the only one imagining Hades as the one from Disney's Hercules
Kalista_is_queen Kalista_is_queen Nov 26, 2016
"That shirker's been on my tits since day uno" LMAO IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💩
That's rude. Only I get to call my mother The Loins of Darkness.
BlazingTarget BlazingTarget Nov 25, 2016
Rosa is recovering from a breakup and they've both shown no romantic interest in each other so far.
                              
                              But, sure. They're both walking, talking organisms of different sexes and working genitals. They must shag.