But I'm Straight (Phan AU)

But I'm Straight (Phan AU)

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juliette By phanation Updated Jun 19, 2016

"But I'm straight." 

Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is.  //warning: swearing, self harm, and eventually smut//

that reminded me of when Ron Swanson was like "look a clock. We don't have those in America."