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But I'm Straight (Phan AU)

But I'm Straight (Phan AU)

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juliette By phanation Updated Jun 19, 2016

"But I'm straight." 

Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is.  //warning: swearing, self harm, and eventually smut//

omfgships omfgships 5 days ago
*cough* PHIL HATES CHEESE *cough* THE CHEESEBURGER ORIGINATED IN GERMANY *cough*
ThatEmoTrashcan ThatEmoTrashcan 3 days ago
California is pretty decent but stay away from the people. Can't wait until I move outta here and go to Hawaii or some other state (not because of the place itself but almost all of the people are self centered manipulative assholes)
Excuse me hoe, I'll have you know with out English chips we ask if you want them salted or not, bet America can't do that! (I'm saying it as a joke don't be triggered)
The title cracks me up
                              
                              Ya Dan your about as straight  and you hobbit hair
                              
                              Ya I just did that