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But I'm Straight (Phan AU)

But I'm Straight (Phan AU)

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juliette By phanation Updated Jun 19, 2016

"But I'm straight." 

Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is.  //warning: swearing, self harm, and eventually smut//

Bitch leave our smol bean alone. We don't want your fūckgirl bullshìt.
APacketOfSkittles APacketOfSkittles 21 hours ago
Listens to: Blink-182, Panic! At The Disco, Tøp, The 1975, Muse, Nirvana, MCR, FOB, Peirce The Veil and All Time Low
APacketOfSkittles APacketOfSkittles 21 hours ago
Excuse me hoe, I'll have you know with out English chips we ask if you want them salted or not, bet America can't do that! (I'm saying it as a joke don't be triggered)
thepiboy thepiboy Feb 25
Wait so are you saying burgers don't exist in England. And the only food there is fish and chips?!? Common sense tells me that's incorrect
phan3133 phan3133 Mar 02
*Take sip of holy water* I read that as cock and so did you 
                              We all need Jesus