Cooking: As Told by a Teenager.
Hello people of earth,
You were probably expecting this to be a cookbook ... you were right ... it is. If you weren't ... um ... can you read? Or do you just take everything as a metaphor?
My cohorts and I have decided to bestow ("bestow" is so grown up) our gifts upon the nations.
Here is a collection of our finest, tried-and-true recipes, easy enough to be made by someone who has absolutely no clue what they're doing ... obviously, since we were successful.
So, try a few out, tell us how it went (even if it was a complete failure ... don't worry everyone flops from time to time). We love to here from you.
"Make Food, Inspect Food, Eat Food, Repeat."