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Zombie Soap

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Reads 35,493
Votes 2,612
Parts 35
Time 6h 21m

Wattys winner

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Soap is supposed to be harmless, but when a pet ferret dies after eating some, a group of friends has doubts. When the ferret suddenly comes back from the dead and attacks them, they have an entirely new set of problems on their hands.

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People always figured the apocalypse would come someday, but no one imagined it'd begin with a tainted batch of soap and a ferret.

Not only do Jayson and Taylor have to fight off the suddenly-rabid animal, but things go from bad to worse when two of their friends find themselves trapped at work, staring down a gauntlet of ravenous "Soapies" looking for their next living meal. 

Staying in the city isn't an option, and they know they have to regroup in order to escape to safety. The trip seems impossible with thousands of mindless Soapies in the way, so they have to find allies and outrun enemies while looking out for each other in this apocalyptic tale of friendship and survival.

Book One in the Zombie Soap Series

🌟WATTYS 2020 WINNER🌟

"Polished, intriguing, this captivating zombie story really lets you connect with the characters, and the storytelling is quite engaging - we enjoyed this a lot!"

-The Wattys-

-Cover by Azanthiel-

©2019

**NOT recommended for readers under 17**

Content warning: This story contains mature sexual content and violence, including themes of racism and past sexual assault.All Rights Reserved

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