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1000 Ways to Survive A Horror Movie

1000 Ways to Survive A Horror Movie

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Dominique J. Edwards By DominiqueEdwards Completed

Because no one knows how to do it these days. Whether you're babysitting,hanging out with friends, or sitting alone in your abandoned hiding place that may not be abandoned you'll need my rules to survive the night, or if your lucky those dreaded seven days!

Giannale28 Giannale28 Jun 17
Take a baseball bat and make a home run with the killer as the ball
Only half of her body or head will be sticking out of the tv when you turn it off😂😂😂😂😂
Welp, since I'm one hell of a hoe that will risk her life to anyone, I'll still do that. :D
Don't push it with your body, push it with your chair or something!!! (One hella useless advice)
Welllllll, @Ameliathedragon and @IlikeMushroomz, ya'll going to survive as I tried to wrestle with the killer since I'm tripping over rocks and shiz-
Except I was the one doing that as I go Zayn-ing the fuq outta there with the child- I might not get paid if the child died bro.