1000 Ways to Survive A Horror Movie

1000 Ways to Survive A Horror Movie

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Dominique J. Edwards By DominiqueEdwards Completed

Because no one knows how to do it these days. Whether you're babysitting,hanging out with friends, or sitting alone in your abandoned hiding place that may not be abandoned you'll need my rules to survive the night, or if your lucky those dreaded seven days!

-_Bleh_- -_Bleh_- Jan 31
i imagine this as one of the Scary Movie scene with Brenda and Cindy
                              
                              Cindy: Oh my God! Brenda, do something!
                              Brenda: Okay! *Run away*
                              Cindy: I thought i was your best friend?
                              Brenda: Was. I'ma miss you, girl!
mizzy406 mizzy406 Jan 03
I don't get why people can't live with out sex we have vibrators, dildos, and masterbation what else do you need.
ShantelJP ShantelJP Jan 03
more like... "Dont trespass on the land of  isolated hilly billies  and rednecks" those guys are fudged up or they may be farming weed and shrooms. ^^ LOL. S
Or slam it shut if it's open while they're trying to get in.
If I was a killer (maybe, maybe-not) I would check the fridge because I always get a snack before running around so I would not pass out and let them still live and die by somthen else.
If I was a killer the first thing I'd do would be check the pantry and fridge for good food that I'd steal lol