One 'Eventful' Summer

One 'Eventful' Summer

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Maxx Destroya By NaginiWillKill Completed

Harry and Draco have to stay with the Dursleys over the summer and something unexpected happens on his birthday....
HarryXDraco RonXHermione DRARRY Sequel to Lucius Malfoy's Revenge

CALL HIM FREAK AGAIN. 
                              I DARE YOU CALL HIM FREAK AGAIN. 
                              *turns to Draco*
                              Shhhhh Draco don't listen to him he is an idiot.
dearest dursleys,
                              I have a wand and u dont ya fecks
                              Suck it
                              
                              Signed,
                              Albus percical wulfric brian dumbledore
When he started explains Vernon I read it weird and I got confused
Welsbey 😂
                              
                              but DONT CALL MY BABY A FREAK. ILL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO YOU LIKE SUSHI
Someone make a fanfic where vernon roasts and fights voldemort like that tumblr post about how vernon would try to run him over w the company car
Sorry, I forgot to bring my Scotch tape
                              
                              Or my scotch of ya know what I'm saying