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Gail Runschke By gailrunschke Updated Jul 05, 2014

Now, I've told you about Dale's pussy before 

But I need to tell you that he now has more.

I really thought his Puss was one too many 

And I forever wished he hadn't any. 

You see, first there was only his wife with him 

But they have a teenage son whose name is Tim.

About two years ago I saw Tim moved out 

And we did not miss him; he was such a lout!

Yesterday, low and behold, he moved back in 

With his busty chic and a cage made of tin. 

Under one arm she carried what looked like gin.

Oh, what a spicy neighborhood we live in!

I watched closely from my living room window 

Because I was really desperate to know 

The number of pussies he has in that house. 

ONE is enough to catch the sneakiest mouse. 

Tim's girlfriend, by the way, is a gorgeous blonde. 

She wears the shortest shorts but her hair is long. 

You should have seen the look on Dale's guilty face;

My, oh my, that neighbor is such a disgrace! 

Would you believe his grin stretched from ear to ear? 

I am sure...

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