Highest rank : # 1 in witty
# 1 in starfish
# 1 in iguana
# 7 in laugh
# 44 in random
"What's up ?"
"The ceiling fan"
"Why are we whispering ?"
"Because I'm on guarding duty"
"What guarding duty ?"
"Seeing that Quinton doesn't wake up"
"They named your brother after you ?"
"Wow ! How did you bribe them ?"
"*gasps dramatically* I did not bribe them"
"Okay maybe I did. It was pretty easy, just rat out on your dad to mom and then save his ass and give your mom apple pie"
"......Wow ! I thought you were innocent"
"Meh - *loud cries* Okay got to go, bye iguana"
In which a guy call's his best friend's sister out of boredom only to get attached to talking to her.
- 1) Flappy bird
- 2) I don't want to die in the hands of a pregnant lady
- 3) You're seriously giving off stalkerish vibes
- 4) If you were here I'd tell you to do a striptease
- 5) I do have brains and you my dear have a processing disorder
- 6) I just saw a guy doing a pole dance on the street
- 7) Can I not call my most favourite person in the whole world
- 7) You're so weird
- 8) Hello from the other side
- 9) If you're Satan then I am Santa
- 10) You are no longer my friend
- 11) I even started reading Percy Jackson for you
- 12) You're more like a kitten
- 13) Ooh Starfish got sass
- 14) I can literally feel the waves of cockiness that roll off you
- 15) Are you drunk ?
- 16) Don't you understand that you are a special starfish
- 17) I have a feeling that we're going to be best friends
- 18)They named your brother after you
- 19) That's what she said
- 20) I care because I like you
- 21) See you later my overly aggressive starfish
- 22) I will become pathetic anytime for you love
- 23) Oh my god stop being cocky