How to Survive a Horror Movie ..

How to Survive a Horror Movie ..

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FemaleeeWiz By FemaleeeWiz Updated Aug 13, 2013

100 Ways To Survive a Horror Movie 
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ajwolfire ajwolfire Jun 23
Dead is not always dead, poke it with a stick and watch it burn when it comes back alive
TrayleMe10 TrayleMe10 4 days ago
Looking back slows you down while running, and if your looking back how're are you gonna know what's ahead of you
FORGET JIMMY, JIMMY'S DEAD!! And probably possessed XD
                              XD haha #BestBabysitterEver
HAHA SUCKAS THERE'S NO ELM STREET IN JAPAN!! XD R.I.P every American that lives on Elm street that loves to sleep XDD
I dunno, lamps could be fuel for some puns.
                              *throws lamp at killer* WHY DONT YOU BRIGHTEN UP?!
I'll be that one friend that runs out the house screaming profanities and oranges