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How to Survive a Horror Movie ..

How to Survive a Horror Movie ..

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FemaleeeWiz By FemaleeeWiz Updated Aug 13, 2013

100 Ways To Survive a Horror Movie 
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And if you do say that I will see you in the kitchen with a knife in your back or you gutted
Arukira Arukira Jun 23, 2016
Dead is not always dead, poke it with a stick and watch it burn when it comes back alive
TrayleMe10 TrayleMe10 Sep 21, 2016
Looking back slows you down while running, and if your looking back how're are you gonna know what's ahead of you
The_Half-Deaf_Geek The_Half-Deaf_Geek Jul 11, 2016
FORGET JIMMY, JIMMY'S DEAD!! And probably possessed XD
                              XD haha #BestBabysitterEver
The_Half-Deaf_Geek The_Half-Deaf_Geek Jul 11, 2016
HAHA SUCKAS THERE'S NO ELM STREET IN JAPAN!! XD R.I.P every American that lives on Elm street that loves to sleep XDD
Sakura456456 Sakura456456 Aug 10, 2016
I dunno, lamps could be fuel for some puns.
                              *throws lamp at killer* WHY DONT YOU BRIGHTEN UP?!