IT CAME FROM THE TOILET...TO SHOCK YOU!
Ahh, bathroom time. That sacred time of day when mankind can cop a squat, relax...and get bitten on the butt by an electric eel. Add a threat from a madman that any attempts to extract oneself from the toilet will be met with a shock powerful enough to fry a man to a crisp and welcome to the world of Toilet Shocker.
Cole Walker may have been the hero of Toilet Gator, but we all know that Sgt. Moses T. Malone and Felix Howard, United States Marine Corps, retired, did all the legwork. Now, everyone's favorite gun owner's rights activist turned hetero-normative cuddle-queersexuals are back in this diversion from the epic Toilet Gator series.
At the turn of the century, they were the Scorched Eagles, the badass leathernecks who stormed Saddam Hussein's palace and ushered in a new era of freedom in Iraq that lasted all of five minutes.
During that daring raid, they swiped a treasure so valuable yet so tacky that only Saddam would have commissioned its creation. That day, Marine Corps' toughest hombres formed a tontine - a solemn pact that the group's sole survivor would one day walk away with all that ill gotten loot.
Fast forward to 2018, when the Eagles have all gone their separate ways, their glory days in the Corps far behind them. Someone has a long memory though, for a psychopath is willing to shock every butt that stands, er, sits, between him and a big payday.
Will Moses and Felix save the day or will the remaining members of their unit be barbecued on the pot? Lower yourself far enough to purchase a book with an electric eel popping out of a toilet on the cover to find out.