As its only heiress alive, you're the current princess on the throne in Isle Delfino, the birthplace of the Earth's light.
The day before your eighteenth birthday, you're met with a grave warning from your advisors. Your estranged father, the Overlord, is awakening from his dormant state, and he's out to conquer not just Earth, but all other worlds in the Sixteen Realms.
Along the path to defeating him, you'll be met with all sorts of challenges, trials and tests, from the perils of scorching deserts to the noise of busy streets. You thought you were ready...
...but you never thought the biggest trouble of them all would be in the form of an anonymous vigilante who goes by the name Hackergirl.
So join Mario, Link, Lloyd, Peach, Zelda, Misako, Bowser, Ganondorf, Garmadon and a whole shit-ton of other homies in this grotesque adventure/romance/fantasy/sci-fi/action fanfiction with enough references and tributes to other video games, cartoons, celebrities and our ogrelord that you'll be shocked this isn't a Smash fanfiction with extra steps!
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Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda are owned by Nintendo, LEGO Ninjago is owned by LEGO, and The Immortal Humans is owned by Clazey J (that's me you fricking fricks). Due to the nature and length of chapters, updates will be anywhere from fortnightly up to bimonthly. This is a crossover and a reader insert fanfiction. Please don't re-upload my story, and be sure to comment, vote, share and add to your reading lists if you enjoy the story!
- author's introduction with jacinta
- chapter one || expositional narrating (ding!)
- chapter two || you fricking fricks
- chapter three || based
- chapter four || roblox kanye west
- chapter five || from zero to a hundred real quick
- chapter six || digital distortion
- chapter seven || matt the wuhu island executioner
- chapter eight || ghostbusters except this is actually a lm3 arc for hackergirl