There's an eighth year added to Hogwarts, and Hermione, Ron, Harry, Luna, Ginny and Neville come back for their last two years. Everything is expected to be normal - finally just two, peaceful years at Hogwarts, without any interference from Voldemort or his Death Eaters. And I guess they weren't wrong; no contact with dark magic whatsoever. However, things are very far from normal, for one main reason only: Hermione is now close friends with Blaise Zabini, Astoria Greengrass, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson and Draco Malfoy?? ~~~~~~~~~ I'm so shitty at writing these descriptions, not even kidding. All you gotta know is that this is a Dramione fanfic where Hermione becomes friends with the Slytherins (Astoria, Draco, Blaise, Theodore, and Pansy) and doesn't know wtf to do and which friends she likes better; the Slytherins or the Gryffindors + Ravenclaw (Harry, Ron, Ginny, Luna, Neville.) THATS IT & the first bunches of chapters, up until "Sex Talks with Mommy" are so terrible I'm not even kidding. I never used to proof read and my writing was so shitty, and now I'm just too lazy to go back and fix them. Anyways. JUST READ THIS BOOK IF YOU LIKE DRAMIONE BECAUSE IT'S DRAMIONE OKAY BYE.