How to Write a Decent Essay ✔
Wow! You're done already!
...Just kidding. There's probably a reason as to why you're reading this, and it may or may not be because you want some extra help with your essays.
Now, I know what you're thinking:
"Rachael, what credentials do you have to tell me how to write an essay?"
And here's my response:
Last year, I maintained a 100% in my English class, got 100% on all of my essays, except for the very first one (because of some formatting issues), and was told by my English teacher last year that my essays were great compared to some he'd seen in years past.
Also, this year, I am doing well with my essays. However, my English teacher is very stubborn with her grading scale. I was very close to receiving a 45/50, but she scratched it out and gave me a 44/50 instead.
I decided to take it and roll with the punches.
So, if you don't think that I'm qualified to do this, nor do you want my advice, then scroll on down to the next story. Thanks for stopping by.
On the other hand, if you don't think my credentials matter, then join the club and keep reading!
THIS IS A BOOK OF ADVICE. PLEASE, DON'T TAKE THE JOKES LITERALLY. ALSO, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE ADVICE I'M GIVING OR THE WAY THAT I DO THINGS, THEN FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE MOVING ALONG.
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