Oops -- my funny :)

Oops -- my funny :)

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Holly Massie By HollyMassie Updated Mar 22, 2011

I'm a funny person, I can't help it -- funny strange or funny haha depends on who you ask. Anyway, my Dad was funny. At our house it was always dinner and a show. We'd ask Dad to tell us a joke on any subject -- anything. He always had one. I can't tell jokes, but I make up stuff that makes me laugh. I hope it makes you laugh too.

chairsniffa chairsniffa Mar 25, 2011
My brain confounds even me and I have to live with it every day! Oh to be able to rent it out and have a dumbed down version not so susceptible to unrestrained bouts of stupidity! 
HollyMassie HollyMassie Mar 25, 2011
Hey thanks for making me laugh at my own jokes all over again! We are obviously renting the same brain  -- explains why sometimes it doesn't work for me -- that must be when you have it out :)
                              Funny, I don't remember a brain section in the library...
chairsniffa chairsniffa Mar 24, 2011
If these things don't have a soul then how do they get up to heaven?!? Of course they have a soul! Otherwise angels wouldn't be able to vacuum their clouds! Yeesh!
chairsniffa chairsniffa Mar 24, 2011
22. I am? Wow. I thought they became extinct with the rise of Kindle.
chairsniffa chairsniffa Mar 24, 2011
21. Cream sause isn't sticky enough to put in window panes! Yeesh......
chairsniffa chairsniffa Mar 24, 2011
To sit on a chair is to remove its unique signature smell. My cousins SofaSniffa and ThroneSniffa specialise like me. I specialise in computer chairs. The real question for me is What are YOU sitting on? And if its a moving computer chair, could I catch it if I'm fast enough?