Hey kid, what some drugs? Well, I've got something better for you just beyond those doors. C'mon, kid, I know you're dying to know what the theater put on for tonight's show. And just between you and me, the Ringmaster is looking real tight tonight, if you know what I mean. Ey, if you're lucky, well, you can imagine what might just happen. Hey kid, don't walk away. We've got all sorts of shit going on inside. "Fuck off!" Oh, c'mon! We've got popcorn and clowns and soothsayers and time travel machines, all sorts of shit, and best of all, free LSD with every trip.