So I’m seventeen, I live in a penthouse by my self, and I work for the CIA. Now you’re probably thinking ‘OMFG that is sooooo freakin cool!’ While other are thinking, ‘Aren’t you scared you’ll go on some secret mission and get KILLED?!’ then there are the idiot’s thinking ‘HAVE YOU MET JACKIE CHAN?!?!?!’ So before you continue you to read about what I go threw as an agent and top secret spy for the CIA, let me answer your questions. Yes it is freakin cool, the government pays for my home, any necessities, and if I need I privet jet its no questions asked. Next, if I was a wimp like you afraid of getting killed then I wouldn’t be in this job, now would I? Lastly OF COURSE I’ve met Jackie Chan and he’s been in the US so long he doesn’t even have an accent anymore he told me he fakes it in movies, I’ve even save his life before so he owes me. Now that that’s cleared you can read about the dangerous life of Alicen Smith, super secret spy for the CIA (well not so super secret since you’re reading it in my book, just cross your finger and hope my enemies don’t find this!).