Bob was bored, bored, bored stiff with his job, frequently breaking the boredom by living in a weird world of fantasy. One day his old school mate sends an Email that sits too closely to his wacky world bringing fantasy and fact crashing together. This, and his completely normal dysfunctional family cause absolute chaos in his life. It becomes hard to distinguish between fact and fantasy. Is his life the reality or the dream, is it just one large plot to discreetly take over the world generation by generation. Some bad language and innuendo through out the story due to Bob's mouth and mind, Thanks to my best mate M.E. Baguley who's real emails started this book, he has contributed a lot of ideas and memories from the past to the book so takes his place as a joint writer and fellow nutter.