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Unlife Sucks: Diary of a Vampire

Unlife Sucks: Diary of a Vampire

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Blaise McFly By hippiestar Updated Jul 13, 2011

You know someone's probably a bit abnormal if they've woken up in the middle of the night with an irrational thirst for blood. Then there's Blaine, a newly converted vampire who's a bit on the crazy side himself. However, Blaine soon finds that life as a vampire isn't all it's cracked up to be- and the more secrets are revealed, the more danger Blaine discovers he's in.

hippiestar hippiestar Aug 25, 2011
@linnwinnbabe147 Why yes. Many people do not realize that vampires can, in fact, sneeze, because it is not included in most vampire lore. Lord knows why, they seem to think it's not worth mentioning"
caotto caotto Aug 24, 2011
vampires can sneeze?!?! thank you for giving me this knowledge lol :)
RecklessAbandon RecklessAbandon Apr 19, 2011
@hippiestar 
                              Phhhfffff, all who are a genius are also crazy. Those two go together well. 
RecklessAbandon RecklessAbandon Apr 19, 2011
@hippiestar 
                              Yes, that's what I was thinking! Where did it all go?! 0.0 
                              
hippiestar hippiestar Apr 18, 2011
@RecklessAbandon Or maybe just crazy. :-) Either way, thanks so much! 
hippiestar hippiestar Apr 18, 2011
@RecklessAbandon Thanks so much! I figured, if vampires eat (sort of), where does it all go? They would obviously have to get rid of it somehow. :-D