Solving For X (BoyxBoy)

Solving For X (BoyxBoy)

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Not With A Whimper, But With A Bang. By Poetically-Damaged Completed

Price Bigg + Jeremy Smalle = Best Friends. If Price Bigg x Googly Eyes at his best friend = ALWAYS and Jeremy Smalle + Basic Comprehension Skills = Syntax Error, solve the following problem:

Price Bigg can't quite solve his goofy best friend, Jeremy Smalle, amateur high school swimmer and professional alien conspiracy theorist. He devices the equation A+B=4(x) to try and solve him, but he can't quite complete, or solve it.

Jeremy thinks he may have made another mistake by suggesting that his newly out friend take Jeremy on a date. Everything's coolio and majorly fabuloso at first. But then the hand holding and the constant math jokes and the standing so close to each other start to make him think he's the biggest idiot ever. He can't quite tell why he feels so strange about them. He expresses this feeling with the equation fu=x.

Task: Solve for X. Round your answer to the nearest heartbeat.

randoney31 randoney31 Nov 11
Awks when I switched from being an economics major to an accounting major at uni
sramzidac sramzidac Nov 02
Fallacious means containing a mistake/not true or accurate (to those who don't know what that word means)
NoahLloyd3 NoahLloyd3 Sep 26
Da fuq u mean kind of? B**** get over her I'm about to smack some sense into you!
Koolkat_lax Koolkat_lax 5 days ago
This is getting a bit Twilight Zone Episode 22, tbh Jeremy...
Koolkat_lax Koolkat_lax 5 days ago
I'm so not smart (a.k.a. Stupid). I was like "Oh *wiggles eyebrows* who is this quote on quote 'Jeremy Smalle'?". I then proceeded to open safari and begin to search him up. I can't. I just can't sometimes.
Koolkat_lax Koolkat_lax 5 days ago
Well, it seems as though you are friends with a fourth graders so it would be kind of mean to dump him...