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Solving For X (BoyxBoy)

Solving For X (BoyxBoy)

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Not With A Whimper, But With A Bang. By Poetically-Damaged Completed

Price Bigg + Jeremy Smalle = Best Friends. If Price Bigg x Googly Eyes at his best friend = ALWAYS and Jeremy Smalle + Basic Comprehension Skills = Syntax Error, solve the following problem:

Price Bigg can't quite solve his goofy best friend, Jeremy Smalle, amateur high school swimmer and professional alien conspiracy theorist. He devices the equation A+B=4(x) to try and solve him, but he can't quite complete, or solve it.

Jeremy thinks he may have made another mistake by suggesting that his newly out friend take Jeremy on a date. Everything's coolio and majorly fabuloso at first. But then the hand holding and the constant math jokes and the standing so close to each other start to make him think he's the biggest idiot ever. He can't quite tell why he feels so strange about them. He expresses this feeling with the equation fu=x.

Task: Solve for X. Round your answer to the nearest heartbeat.

yellowbin yellowbin Mar 20
I can't even picture a rhombus. What even is a rhombus lolhelpmelol
socialgreys socialgreys Mar 12
Sure blame it on the coffee, not that you may have feeling for him. How absurd
yellowbin yellowbin Mar 20
This reminds me of the time I convinced myself and the neighbourhood kids that the people living opposite us were vampires
yellowbin yellowbin Mar 20
I was supposed to be revising for history but I instead went and learnt how to write in/read binary code 🙃 y do i do this to myself
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