The Fractured Love Square (Stan x Kyle)
Life as an asexual, gender neutral, alien is hard. Especially when only certain people know you're an alien. Not to mention, you're also a superhero. To add to all this, the guy you have a massive crush on, Stan Marsh, doesn't know your true identity. Additionally, the only guy who flirts with you is a superhero called Toolshed, who also hates you and makes terrible puns.
So yeah, life is hard. Chaos is literally always around every corner, and with mysterious events increasing in number every day, life in the city of New South Park is hardly going to get any easier.