science, bitch (calum hood au) [COMPLETED]

science, bitch (calum hood au) [COMPLETED]

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nia By lIamas Completed

"why are you so damn irresistible?"
"it's science, bitch."

pls note that the first like half of this book is awful and fetus me
(sequel 'spring break' is out now)

  • 5sos
  • bands
  • calumhood
  • fetus
  • stupid
WELL THEN IM GONNA TAKE A NUMBER ONE AND TWO ON YOUR WORK SO YOU BOTH ARE EVEN. NEITHER OF YOU GETS TO DO WORK
finesseki finesseki Sep 23
that p is more popped than my pussy i'm kidding i'm a child of god
NO BUT MY SHÎT IS ABOUT TO EXIT MY ASŚHOLE SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME BÏTCH IM ABOUT TO GO AND TAKE A MASSIVE DUMP IN THAT BATHROOM STALL AND YOU CAN SUCK MY NON EXISTENT DÏCK AFTERWARDS. SiR
coming back to 5sos after like a couple month hiatus. since november i think. anyway. IM READY