If only I hadn't asked for the chocolate.
Then none of this would've happened.
And I wouldn't have pissed off a very angry dragon shifter.
I was screaming at my brother because he forgot to put the toilet seat down
Actually. That's you. Your the one that felt the need to be all fûcking dramatic and get on a plane and 'run away'
Hmm looks around ; mimics pewdiepie's voice ; IM ON MY PERIOD
What parent in their right mind would buy tickets just because their daughter said so argh fûcks sake that's too stupid for me to even try to explain WHY it's stupid in the first place
So her daughter says a colorful man is chasing after her after he bit her and her moms just totally ok with that. Wow.
I live in Florida and I want to visit Cali. because my sister from a different mom lives there