Merlin is tired of Arthur constantly torturing and using him. It's his turn.
I think it's funny people say this sounds so much like Arthur... because I'm like 99% sure this is dialogue from the show
You're going to explain the seductive orange
I really have no life lol
Chuck (god): don't you roll your eyes at me, now go and have the buttsex
I'm thinking of a three year old having a tantrum, please tell me I'm not the only one
I hate oranges!! The smell, the taste, anything orange flavored is...*le shudder*
I love how this is the first sentence, no warning just this!😂