Rules of Hetalia:

Rules of Hetalia:

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MEOW By aph-author Updated Feb 25

This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. 

I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) 

Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words.
But, if you've seen Hetalia I'm sure you're used to it.

Did you know there are more than 100 types of spaghetti?
                              ...the PASTA-bilities are NOODLE-less! 
                              ... I'm not sorry
SoullessSkin SoullessSkin Oct 09, 2015
But duude
                              What if he says
                              Alfredo Fettuccine 
                              Alfredo Fettuccine Jones.
                              I don't know what I'm saying.
                              I don't even ship America x Italy.
HynixDrowned HynixDrowned Oct 03, 2015
Me: I did this once.
                              Me: and I am very thankful he was asleep.
theaca theaca May 20, 2015
Who DO own the original Hetalia?  I'm getting really curious ..
GlacetheDragon GlacetheDragon Apr 24, 2015
Just wondering: am I the only one who loves Francis? He's so supermegafoxyawesomehawt.
LovinoVergez LovinoVergez Mar 31, 2015
Hai I'm new at this but,I have to say your rules of hetalia is just the best thing I have ever seen on here (btw I'm a girl)