Rules of Hetalia:

Rules of Hetalia:

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MEOW By aph-author Updated Feb 25, 2016

This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. 

Disclaimer:
I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) 

Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words.
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But, if you've seen Hetalia I'm sure you're used to it.

Nah, even if i would be replace Finland (My dear boring country) i would still ask him and Germany my dear butt buddy......i will stick my white af Finnish foot up your hairy German ass that you will never walk again
                              
                              
                              
                              (Anybody from Germany...Plz dont hate me )
*dodges punch* cant have this helmet cracked! Ill choke on the alien planets air!...yes i am space cat
Wolf_Slashclaw Wolf_Slashclaw Apr 24, 2016
Did you know there are more than 100 types of spaghetti?
                              ...the PASTA-bilities are NOODLE-less! 
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                              ... I'm not sorry
JUST TRY ME, I WILL SLICE YOUR HAND IN HALF WITH A POCKET KNIFE
SoullessSkin SoullessSkin Oct 09, 2015
But duude
                              Like
                              What if he says
                              Alfredo Fettuccine 
                              Alfredo Fettuccine Jones.
                              I don't know what I'm saying.
                              I don't even ship America x Italy.
HynixDrowned HynixDrowned Oct 03, 2015
Me: I did this once.
                              Fin:ohgod
                              Me: and I am very thankful he was asleep.