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Rules of Hetalia:

Rules of Hetalia:

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MEOW By aph-author Updated Feb 25, 2016

This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. 

Disclaimer:
I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) 

Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words.
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But, if you've seen Hetalia I'm sure you're used to it.

I've always wondered what would happen if you were to cut one off, like would they just never be able to feel you know what or would they just be stuck like that?? Interesting.... *grabs scissors* let's find out shall we~! 😈😈
*dodges punch* cant have this helmet cracked! Ill choke on the alien planets air!...yes i am space cat
Or the sex hormones kick in, just don't be near walls, be a girl (depending on which curl you pull -(¬∀¬)) wear appealing clothing AND DONT LIKE IT( no one follows this rule thought, if ya knew what I mean)
yeteneksiz_hayalci yeteneksiz_hayalci Oct 24, 2016
*puts scissors out of nowhere with a creepy face* OKAY THEN I'LL CUT THE CURLS OUT THEN ALL'D BE SOLVED!!! 😈😈😈✂✂✂
rxinblu_ rxinblu_ Jan 16
Is it weird that I have a curl behind my ear? No? Okay... ;_;
Kodiekun Kodiekun Feb 06
I have lots of curls behind my ear so i understand there pain, lots of people who know about this,,,,,,would try to tound my curls....just for fucks sake it hurts!