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Rules of Hetalia:

Rules of Hetalia:

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MEOW By aph-author Updated Feb 25, 2016

This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. 

I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) 

Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words.
But, if you've seen Hetalia I'm sure you're used to it.

*dodges punch* cant have this helmet cracked! Ill choke on the alien planets air!...yes i am space cat
Or the sex hormones kick in, just don't be near walls, be a girl (depending on which curl you pull -(¬∀¬)) wear appealing clothing AND DONT LIKE IT( no one follows this rule thought, if ya knew what I mean)
yeteneksiz_hayalci yeteneksiz_hayalci Oct 24, 2016
*puts scissors out of nowhere with a creepy face* OKAY THEN I'LL CUT THE CURLS OUT THEN ALL'D BE SOLVED!!! 😈😈😈✂✂✂
rxinblu_ rxinblu_ Jan 16
Is it weird that I have a curl behind my ear? No? Okay... ;_;
Kodiekun Kodiekun Feb 06
I have lots of curls behind my ear so i understand there pain, lots of people who know about this,,,,,,would try to tound my curls....just for fucks sake it hurts!
- - Dec 03, 2016
but like.. didn't Feliciano and Romano's curls get stuck once? XD