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Alfred the Meme Dealer

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Since Putin has banned all meme imports, Ivan must do secret meet ups with Alfred so he can build his stash of illegal memes. All while keeping it hidden from his boss. Although, there are some other countries who are jealous of this, and will stop at nothing to get their hands on Alfred's memes.

(Disclaimer: I (sadly) do not own Hetalia
and also contains swearing)All Rights Reserved

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Beneath The Surface by UnamedUntold

In an attempt to get the two bickering countries to get along, Alfred and Ivan must spend one month together in one of Alfreds homes. In a house set back into the woods, these two countries are going to grow closer together and learn more about eachother then anyone else has before. Even a few things that they never wanted the other to find out. *Warning* Depressed America. Suicidal thoughts. Suicide attempt. Vulgar language. Maybe smut? We'll have to see where this goes.

Stage ~Alfred and Ivan's story by 18ruby16nc

Alfred who sneaks into Russia as a spy during the Cold War, he meets a dancer named Ivan and a nice old woman. But what happens when he's in danger or even caught?

Blue With White Stars | RusAme ✔️ by Carousel_Palace

After the Cold War, many countries have noticed that Russia is quiet, dark, and more to himself than before. Not only is he keeping his feelings to himself, but he is also getting consumed by his own sorrow. Even though America holds a fear of Russia and his aura, he still has sympathy for the lonely nation. Therefore, he decides to help the nation and slowly develop a bond to heal the Russian's damaged heart. Little did America know that his sympathy and kindness would lead him down a harrowing love triangle between his closest ally, and a sunflower that has just blossomed.

Union's Brood by ImAProfessional0

After the second American Civil War, the world changes drastically. A new nation stood where the United States once was, the Last Empire having fallen to its own people. Addicted to more chemicals than a lab rat, Alfred has a hard time keeping his head up- quite literally. It's not that he doesn't want to quit- believe me, he does!- it's just that the withdrawal is destroying him from the inside out. What makes it worse, is when he's placed into an arranged marriage as a landgrab, and then told about it just before it happened. Now he is wrestling with both his addiction, and someone he was supposed to marry in 1860! Ivan was an addict, once. He understood the pain of withdrawal. He wants to help, since there was nobody around to help him. The idea of joining the Union was one he hadn't even thought of before his boss had arranged the marriage with the dictatrix. Now, he was thrown into a world he didn't know, forced to interact with people he had never met, and be one of the first nations, the third most powerful, to join a mega-nation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Extra: Alfred is headcannoned as brown get over it. Alfred is headcannoned as non-binary (used to be a 2s) (he/him, female titles) Nobody is irrationally scared of Russia. You like a lot of cute babies and mama Alfred this is your book my guy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia: Axis Powers does not belong to me. No editor just me. All art in this book will be mine (unless, of course, fanart :) )

Reunion In A Restaurant In Michigan by bish_In_Glasses

Human RusAme AU. Alfred and Ivan were inseparable. Then, Alfred went missing. Ivan's entire reality turned upside down. Two years later, Alfred is found and returns to the small Michigan town. Alfred is much different, but so is Ivan. I'm shit at summaries. Lol. This is really a collection of one shots.

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

RusCan: Russia's Depression. by C4rebear

Russia begins to realize how lonely he actually is, so he falls into a depression. Will Canada be the only one to save him? Feels??? TRIGGER WARNING: Self-harm, suicidal thoughts, depression, drug abuse. I do not own characters.

The Actor by ImAProfessional0

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

Clueless Boy // Rusame // UkUs // by Rounsin1

Alfred knows that since he was little he was wanted. By England and France. But it comes as a surprise that he is not only wanted, but desired. By two special individuals. A clueless boy trapped between two nations that would go to the ends of the earth to get him, how will he survive? //WARNING: lemons/smut involved. May deal with touchy subjects but there will always be a warning before the chapter begins.// This is my first book so I don't expect it to get popular :/ Cover art is by @floating-tea ! Thank you so much! This story is kinda weird and the character can act OOC at moments. I do not own Hetalia. All rights to the creators.

What you see is what you get! by APH_Undead

Russia is tired of Belarus's stalking, so he asks *forces* England to switch bodies with Lithuania for a month! Which results in Lithuania proposing to Belarus for revenge & fucking around with Russia's body, like doing fashion makeovers with Poland. Russia (as Lithuania) gets pissed & tries to switch his body back--but the reverse spell is misplaced & now both of the out-of-place countries must deal with each other's problems. FOR..A...MONTH!!!!!! *cue the crackiness* XDD The story art cover is by me, I don't own Hetalia, Hidekaz Himaruya does. If you didn't know that...you're a terrible Hetalia fan.

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Beneath The Surface

In an attempt to get the two bickering countries to get along, Alfred and Ivan must spend one month together in one of Alfreds homes. In a house set back into the woods, these two countries are going to grow closer together and learn more about eachother then anyone else has before. Even a few things that they never wanted the other to find out. Warning Depressed America. Suicidal thoughts. Suicide attempt. Vulgar language. Maybe smut? We'll have to see where this goes.