Hi, Hey, How are yah? Nevertheless, welcome to the flop my life has manifested to be. This book is full of me, oh how narcissistic can I be? Only kidding! To sum it all up or in conclusion (this is where the whole class starts to actually prop their heads up and start to listen to your speech) your life is about to get a whole lot better. My childhood could be dramatic scenes of a movie as at the time I was a dramatic kid. I'm doing this for fun as well and all events are true so you can all laugh at my misery! Australian Author (don't worry I reference you Americans as well just don't attack me lol)