What happens when the dragons of Pyrra get computers? What happens when Deathbringer becomes smitten with HASHTAGS!?
You feelin down in the ground? Do you want something to laugh at?
Well then come on down and read this book! It might not be the best, but maybe 75 chapters in it'll make ya laugh!
Jambu: I WANT A PINK PONY NAMED BLUE!
Thank you for that interruption Jambu. EVERYONE, GET JAMBU A PINK PONY NAMED BLUE!
YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY LUV THIS STORY! ITS PACKED FULL OF HUMOR, GUEST STARS, IDIOTIC REMARKS-
Deathrbinger: LEIK MINE!
--ALTERNATE UNIVERSES, AND, SO, MUCH, MORE!
Jambu: Will Blue be in it?
RAISE MONEY TO GET JAMBU HIS BLUE! OTHERWISE HE MIGHT DIE OF A BROKEN HEART! OR STUPIDITY! WE SHALL SEE!
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There, law enforcement's out of the way.
NOW START READING SOLDIER!
**P.s. the PJ crew is in this a lot so if you don't wanna read that mega crossover evethoughit'stheinspirationforhalfthestuffithisthing then just skip too the end and hope the Reve-- I meeaan
Justhope it all makes sense