I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore.

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore.

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THERE IS A SEQUEL TO KILLER PROTECTOR DAMMIT By EternalLaughter Updated Feb 23, 2015

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.)

Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real.  

[WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]

Kyojin-sama Kyojin-sama Nov 25
PETITION TO GET HIM A MOVIE WITH HIM AS MC AND ALL THE CREEPYPASTA AS STARS
Writer_of_Death Writer_of_Death 2 days ago
I would comment up there ^ but there is exactly 69 comments, and I'm a perverse little crap, and imma stay that way
Kyojin-sama Kyojin-sama Nov 25
It's true so I don't see the point why they act so stingy about it.
Marshey_Mellow5 Marshey_Mellow5 7 days ago
Oooooooooh shît he need some titty milk! Oh wait he cant get any!
Chandra-Esmeralda Chandra-Esmeralda 3 days ago
My computer's name is A plus.🐼
                              My TV's name is Babe.💗
                              My tablet's name is Factory.😁
                              My phone's name is If You Break It You Die.😊
JeffIsMine1 JeffIsMine1 Nov 27
Yes, I like his voice too it give the videos a creepy but soothing feel.