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I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore.

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore.

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YO IT'S A TRILOGY By EternalLaughter Updated Feb 23, 2015

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.)

Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real.  

[WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]

What is this normal she speaks of? I live it every day, but others around me, many of them, actually, call me weird. All I do is fantasize about dreamy killers. Is that not normal?
I'd like to buy a Camryn. Are there any for sale? If so, please get me the cheapest version there is. I'm on a tight budget.
"The normals they make me afraid, the crazies they make me feel sane~."
- - Jun 11
I almost broke my phone because I dropped it while luaghing my ass off lol H E L P  M E H
When it said popping a wheelie I thought it twas gunna say popping a pill
- - Jun 11
Normal is sad. Not being normal is like a gift lol idk I HAVE THAT GIFT MATES!!! REPLY IF U DO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO