I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore.

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore.

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THERE IS A SEQUEL TO KILLER PROTECTOR DAMMIT By EternalLaughter Updated Feb 23, 2015

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.)

Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real.  

[WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]

Bad boys are also a turn on to me!!! 😂😭😭😭😭 I SAID HELP!
My phone dies like 1% per minute bc of a fried battery so I can't use it often. Rip my phone.
RaylahM RaylahM Jan 08
... #youbetterrunfastbitch . ... cause if you take my phone this is gonna be a nice game of tag you're it
RaylahM RaylahM Jan 08
My parents took Sixx away cause I got in a fight wit my brother on a plane and almost got kicked off... I miss my Sixx
RaylahM RaylahM Jan 08
I do the same thing to Sixx ... yes I named my phone Sixx .... not Six... Sixx ... I picked it because I thought it would be dumb to give it a gender baring  name if it doesn't have a genitalia
JEEEEEEFFFFFFEEERRRYYYYYY PLEZ YOU NEED TO SHOW YOUR BEAUTY TO THE WORLD