I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore.

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore.

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Alex By EternalLaughter Updated Feb 23, 2015

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.)

Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real.  

[WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]

  • creepypasta
  • fanfiction
  • jeffthekiller
  • lawlz
  • parody
  • tumblr
Foxeszzzz Foxeszzzz Oct 08
Soo the teacher was talking to camron not Camryn. So you don't have to do what she told her. " I don't know what your talking about, who's Camron?"
wolf_girl34 wolf_girl34 Oct 08
Does anybody realize that people CAN still see if they have no eyelids?? Its not the Eyelids that give  us sight all they do is keep our eyeballs moist so they do not dry out
"Mother effer, hell no! Im an otaku and otakus dont sleep!! Nevah evah!! >:P"
Screamed so badly 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣
Anyone that uses fine, 2 times in a row in the same sentence is not fine.
It's funny how so many people commented on one word... 167. Wow.