"room 69? really zayn?"
"what! that's all they had left for the rooms,"
"whatever, just, just try not to do anything you know...sexual, okay? if you get what i'm saying,"
"is that a dare, mr. payne?"
"yes zayn, i dare you not to do anything sexual while we're stuck in this room. room 69."
or; a short story where liam is a teasing little shit to zayn while they're stuck in room 69—out of all rooms in the world.
7/12/14: Fanfiction #865