The bad girl and the dork

The bad girl and the dork

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alpacapoo By alpacapoo Completed

I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me

1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent.
2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player.
3. I use my brain for evil purposes.
4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny things, like needles.
5. Everything changed when I met a dork.

Alright, if you insist I'll tell you about the dork situation...

[Jake: The walking cliche]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles]

I absolutely love jeggings, i have like 5 pairs of jeggings and 1 pair of actual jeand
Literally me every morning sitting on the toilet trying to move to get ready for school
If my mom baked when she is stress then we would be a great team cuz I drink and eat when I'm stress and read too
i left my apartment here at university wearing just a towel. i made it to the elevator before i realised i was walking my dog in a towel.
I said this to my friends like 2 weeks ago. I'm so skinny my grandma worries about me but it just that I burn fat fast by doing nothing and eating everything and not everything like yam yuck 😝😖.
Ikr I mean food is life if you take my food how do you expect me to live?