The bad girl and the dork

The bad girl and the dork

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alpacapoo By alpacapoo Completed

I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me

1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent.
2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player.
3. I use my brain for evil purposes.
4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny things, like needles.
5. Everything changed when I met a dork.

Alright, if you insist I'll tell you about the dork situation...

[Jake: The walking cliche]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles]

Leelee005 Leelee005 Aug 09
Reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger on it. Fück. Ima just imagine it.
My mom would say the same but if I threw anything even the towel shed give me the mom look and be like remember who I am😂😂
Cyanrox44 Cyanrox44 Aug 10
I hate math. I probably hate it because I'm not that good at it.
-bubi- -bubi- 3 days ago
No shít she cried that hurts like a butch having one bend a little but an actual break
Finally someone understands 
                              Did you know a teacher in 1905 gave his student homework as a punishment . And that's how homeworks  were  invented
My mom would slap the piss out of me and say "Who tryna hit? Hmph couldn't be me."