The bad girl and the dork

The bad girl and the dork

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alpacapoo By alpacapoo Completed

I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me

1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent.
2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player.
3. I use my brain for evil purposes.
4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny things, like needles.
5. Everything changed when I met a dork.

Alright, if you insist I'll tell you about the dork situation...




[Jake: The walking cliche]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles]

StitchesNeeded9786 StitchesNeeded9786 Dec 24, 2016
I'm not an only child but I still don't know how to share. I either offer or dont. And I don't share,I trade. You want raisins? You better give me your chocolate milk!
TheyCallMe_Monster TheyCallMe_Monster Nov 26, 2016
I absolutely love jeggings, i have like 5 pairs of jeggings and 1 pair of actual jeand
StitchesNeeded9786 StitchesNeeded9786 Dec 24, 2016
... in the sixth grade I died the tips of my hair blue and this year I dyed my hair dark brown (from medium brown)  and around the same time, I decided black was my best color.
StitchesNeeded9786 StitchesNeeded9786 Dec 24, 2016
I don't really hear , from the books I read,  the name Jill often. 🤗 yay for using uncommon names. For me.
I have 4 older sisters 8 older brothers and 1 younger brother you learn to take what you want and dont get caught and if you do get caught fight for it
redwolf_31 redwolf_31 Dec 27, 2016
I hav a sibling but that taught me how to be stingy, I don't even share with my mom and when I do they ask me if I'm ok or if I'm sick cuz it's rare for me to share 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and when someone brings up "sharing is caring" I start laughing because I don't care