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Guidelines

Guidelines

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maribell By BasicPetunia Updated Aug 02, 2016

"I have a few guidelines for you, but don't worry it's not rocket science:
  1.     Do not talk too much around me.
  2.	Do not laugh obnoxiously around me.
  3.	Do not ask me too much questions.
  4.	Do not get into any trouble and drag me into it.
  5.	Do not interfere with my personal life. Do you think you can do this?"
  
I'm not that bad of a person. I can follow rules, I mean I've been a good student since like kindergarten. "Seems easy enough." Like really, I'm not that bad.
  
"One more thing," Alex looks at me straight in the eye, "never kick me in places that shouldn't be kicked. Ever. Again."
  
Okay, maybe I'm not the best person in the world.

Are you kidding? The last part of the description killed me  😂😂😂
waltdisnerd waltdisnerd Apr 05, 2016
when I read body I thought it was a crime scene oops I need help
Well, you seem really sweet and humble so I'll give the book a try XD
bobbiannmoore bobbiannmoore Oct 03, 2016
I love the word sashay it makes me walk like a diva when i read it
imherelike imherelike Aug 12, 2016
Um. GURL WHAT UNIVERSE DID YOU COME FROM? THE SYNOPSIS WAS "I REPEAT WAS" INTERESTING....I mean it still is. But you know what I mean?
CootieQueen CootieQueen Oct 13, 2015
This is the cutest thing ever. My only note is to watch your tenses. At one moment it was past and then it switched to the now. Not so confusing, but it can be a challenge to get through if you're the type to notice these things.