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Kitchen Cruelty

Kitchen Cruelty

8K Reads 255 Votes 7 Part Story
Roxy (: By Roxyyy Updated Sep 04, 2011

Have you ever thought about how pieces of fruit feel when they are about to be eaten? Now you do.
A collection of (hopefully) hilarious short stories written in the point of view of pieces of fruit, most of which have major attitude issues (:

  • abuse
  • apples
  • banana
  • cruelty
  • eaten
  • eating
  • fruit
  • funny
  • grape
  • hairless
  • kitchen
  • knife
  • murder
  • roxychick
  • shaved
  • soup
  • squash
  • strawberry
  • tomato
  • torture
DancesWithSugarCubes DancesWithSugarCubes Jun 28, 2012
Oh god that is hilarious.
                              "that's how my parents went, and I would rather go that way"
                              That is really just hilarious. It's a good thing that I'm alone in this room hehe. I'm really looking forward to reading more :)
Roxyyy Roxyyy Jul 18, 2011
@EmsterluvsMovies411 Weew. I do notknow how I missed your comment o.O But! Anyways :P Thaaaank you! (:
Laughterisamazing Laughterisamazing Jun 06, 2011
HAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD so funny i think my fav part actually had to be the A/N surprisingly lol, becomin a fan. Anyways, you prob dont remember me but i'm smartypants311 from HSH just wanted to let u know, anyways im gonna shut up now and let u get on with stuff so ya lol. 
BellatrixFlower BellatrixFlower May 23, 2011
this is really cute :D i love the idea... actually i have thought about it so i didn't eat fruit for a week... my mom thought i was crazy :D
Faithyx3 Faithyx3 May 22, 2011
Haha that was hilarouis my mom was looking at me all weird cuz i was laughing at the computer but i do that all the time so its okay i guess XP
tierney1984 tierney1984 May 22, 2011
omgosh!! i tried commenting forever ago, and then my internet/wattpad went nuts! anyways........
                              this is a very original idea lol! love it! i will never look at fruit the same ever again!! =) *voted