Rule one- don't mix business with pleasure
Rule two- don't fantasize about insanely hot boss
Rule three- never ever go out with your boss because you know from all those gossip magazines that he is rude and insensitive and when he is done with you, he will dispose of you like a used tissue
Rule four- don't annoy your boss because your life can be ruined with a click of his fingers. Well if I don't tell him who I am
As I walked into my new place of work, I was so excited. I got a job that payed really well and I have everything I could possibly want. Turning to the receptionist, I asked
'Hi, I'm here for my new job'
'Oh, you're Mr. Capello's new assistant' she said smiling
'Well his office is just over......'
'Where the hell is my new assistant. She should have been here thirty five seconds ago'
I turned and my eyes fell on him. My Boss
Those rules were not going to last very long