Alannah Thomas has always been alone with her brother, Zander Thomas. Both alone in the world, Zander had no choice but to join a gang in order to protect his little sister. One morning, Alannah wakes up to find a strange family in her living room with Zander. What happens when baddass Alannah meets Mafia Leader, Xavier? Romance, Drugs, explosions, spider monkeys, and waffles that's what happens.