A book full of mind vomit and incomprehensible rants written when I either:
a) Am pretending to be texting my many, MANY non-existant friends
b) Am on public transport trying to pretend I'm not sad and lonely
c) Am bored out of my mind
or d) All of the above
Laugh at my mistakes.
Cringe when I cringe.
But most of all, join me on this weird and wonderful journey which I have coined, very cleverly, "life".
(It's got a ring to it, I think. Maybe it'll catch on)
It's like vlogging, but for ugly people.
- First World Problems
- I'm Uncomfortable
- Hi, I'm a Shitty Person
- More Guy Troubles, Who Would Have Thought?
- I'm Burning Down My House *nOt CliCKbAiT*
- I Can't Think of a Title... Help
- COUNTRY ROOOOADS, TAKE ME HOOOOME
- Endgame, But Make It Life Threatening
- I'm Going To LITERALLY COMBUST
- Umming And Ahhing
- An Armadillo Ate My Boyfriend???