Ok so I wrote this a while back when I was bored. I doubt anyone will read it but if you do I apologise for the quality, it's just a bit of fun really, but that aside hope you enjoy it. (____ means insert your name) :D
okay I'm gonna say this very calm and smooth LOKI GIVE ME MY DOG BACK THEN GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND NEVER EVER COME BACK GOT IT ok loki do you understand
We just had to mention Thor, didn't we? *sighs and pinches the bridge of my nose* That was the wrong person to mention when talking to Loki.
Me: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
Loki: All right then. *walks into the living room* Now, as I was saying.
Lord of the Rings is my all time favorite 😦 I'm surprised you referred to it.
Sam Wilson, Sam Winchester, and Samwise Gamgee came to mind.
OH HELLLLL NOOO. OKAY YOU MAY BE HAWT BUT DONT YOU DIDDLY DARE TOUCH MAH DOGE