South Park One-Shots

South Park One-Shots

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ButterflyHatake By ButterflyHatake Updated Apr 28, 2015

Just a bunch of South Park x Reader fanfics. Not quite Lemon but pretty suggestive in some (okay, a lot) parts sooo . . . Don't like don't read. 

For lemons, I've set markers at the beginning and end of it for those who don't like lemons. And also, yes I know that the two parts are probably really annoying but that's how I'm going to do some of the ones I get really into.

Wow dude if I was a sixth grader I wouldn't be hitting on (probably) fourth graders geezus control your hormonal thirst bitch
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                              I like it when you call me big papa
                              
                              It will be
                              
                              I like it when you call me big tits
sansfan345 sansfan345 Jul 31
No dolls!! *gets up and leaves the room only to find dolls all around the house* im fuckin done *jumps out the window*
Tbh I'm almost as sexy as a wet mop almost being a keyword ._.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U WISH BUT IM FAILING ALL MY GRADES ALL READY
I made the noise the dinosaurs made when they had gone extinct. Screams of pain and agony, then silence