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Funny Texts and Jokes

Funny Texts and Jokes

281K Reads 11.2K Votes 104 Part Story
❈ Alia ❈ By forgottenwords928 Completed

Pop it open if you DARE>>>>>>> :3   Check out this book, if you enjoy reading some funny texts and jokes!  ***ALL CREDIT GOES TO WHOEVER CAME UP THESE TEXTS AND JOKES***

HOLY HERA! Oh my gods I really need to get my mind outta the depths of tarterus if you know what I mean.
Cookiecat27 Cookiecat27 Dec 12, 2016
*looks outside*, But there is a drought, we live across from each other, and both your and Dads cars are in the driveway, and all the neighbors are on vacation, and you cut off the water at home
xXEnderLoverXx xXEnderLoverXx Aug 08, 2016
As soon as I looked at the gif, "and it won't get better" was sang by F.I.R. in chemical prisoner
0PepperMint0 0PepperMint0 Dec 27, 2016
I'd be disgusted if either texted me this. But it would be a little confusing if it were my dad...
Hippop75 Hippop75 Aug 12, 2016
My gosh that almost made me fall out of my chair. Then I read the ending and was like, my friends are right . . . my mind is dirty and I must cleanse it.
FanTeenFictions FanTeenFictions Aug 22, 2016
I showed my cat the pic at the top and said "look it's your brother xD" then he looked at me got up and left