Funny Texts and Jokes

Funny Texts and Jokes

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| evanka | By forgottenwords928 Completed

Pop it open if you DARE>>>>>>> :3   Check out this book, if you enjoy reading some funny texts and jokes!  ***ALL CREDIT GOES TO WHOEVER CAME UP THESE TEXTS AND JOKES***

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kassel1024 kassel1024 Jan 27
I would probably make a face of disgust and then throw my phone
DaHamtatoNamedMaddie DaHamtatoNamedMaddie Jul 10, 2017
HOLY HERA! Oh my gods I really need to get my mind outta the depths of tarterus if you know what I mean.
TheOnlyGS TheOnlyGS May 07
Want more hilarious jokes and memes go check my story :Heads UP!
Cookiecat27 Cookiecat27 Dec 12, 2016
*looks outside*, But there is a drought, we live across from each other, and both your and Dads cars are in the driveway, and all the neighbors are on vacation, and you cut off the water at home
xXEnderLoverXx xXEnderLoverXx Aug 08, 2016
As soon as I looked at the gif, "and it won't get better" was sang by F.I.R. in chemical prisoner
0PepperMint0 0PepperMint0 Dec 27, 2016
I'd be disgusted if either texted me this. But it would be a little confusing if it were my dad...