Pop it open if you DARE>>>>>>> :3 Check out this book, if you enjoy reading some funny texts and jokes! ***ALL CREDIT GOES TO WHOEVER CAME UP THESE TEXTS AND JOKES***
*looks outside*, But there is a drought, we live across from each other, and both your and Dads cars are in the driveway, and all the neighbors are on vacation, and you cut off the water at home
As soon as I looked at the gif, "and it won't get better" was sang by F.I.R. in chemical prisoner
I'd be disgusted if either texted me this. But it would be a little confusing if it were my dad...
My gosh that almost made me fall out of my chair. Then I read the ending and was like, my friends are right . . . my mind is dirty and I must cleanse it.
I showed my cat the pic at the top and said "look it's your brother xD" then he looked at me got up and left
I have a dirty mind so guess what my first thought would be.