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They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

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Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic'

It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. 

But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. 

Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. 

This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. 

Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family?

Will she EVER meet a smurf?

LunaBlueYT LunaBlueYT 21 hours ago
xD im lisening to make me cry it pretty much sums up emilee at this point
guysforsale guysforsale May 06, 2016
Surprisingly, I really liked this. I wasn't really expecting it
xXWolfie_GamerXx xXWolfie_GamerXx Aug 24, 2016
DUDE FOR THE DESCRIPTION YOU DID THE THING FROM THE SELECTION SERIES!! THE, the sky is blue and stuff exept you changed it a bit!!
                              THATS BASICALLY 2 OZ OF FOOD COLORING
                              your poop is gonna be mad crazy, let me tell you
tsk tsk. You must listen to your elders. Especially if they're hundreds of years older than you.
Err mer geerrddddd, I love that song to pieces! Your my new favourite person