They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

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Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic'

It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. 

But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. 

Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. 

This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. 

Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family?

Will she EVER meet a smurf?

  • christopher
  • emilee
  • found
  • humor
  • instead
  • looking
  • princess
Why did I start reading the second book XD ITS INTERESTING :)
craycray292 craycray292 Apr 06
I'm so glad theres something in this book that is my type of language
Add some fake tears, say 'you don't love me' and it would be flawless
hcmoen13 hcmoen13 Apr 15
Who's lala? Thought her sister's mane wad Taylor.. then it was Tayla? 
                              Now is anyone going to explain why this girl isn't on disability for being so cognitively challenged?????? I mean seriously... she's straight up D.U.M.B.