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    How Not to Poach a Unicorn
    How Not to Poach a Unicorn
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    • Reads
      Reads 72,945
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    • Parts
      Parts 36
      3636
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      Time 6h 29m
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    Complete, First published Aug 16, 2018
    The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do.  
        
        A princess and her personal guards fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterly lost and severely concussed, arrested for failing to adequately explain who he was or how he came to be lying in a sizable crater. 
        
        Together this unlikely, and somewhat unwilling, band of allies will perform daring escapes and battle an onslaught of mages, monsters, and malodorous thieves as they race across a continent to save two nations from mutual annihilation.
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    Table of contentsLast updated Mar 09, 2020
    • How Not to Poach a Unicorn
    • One
    • Two
    • Three
    • Four
    • Five
    • Six
    • Seven
    • Eight
    • Nine
    • Ten
    • Eleven
    • Twelve
    • Thirteen
    • Fourteen
    • Fifteen
    • Sixteen
    • Interlude One
    • Seventeen
    • Eighteen
    • Interlude 2
    • Nineteen
    • Twenty
    • Twenty-One
    • Twenty-Two
    • Twenty-Three
    • Twenty-Four
    • Interlude Three
    • Twenty-Five
    • Twenty-Six
    • Twenty-Seven
    • Twenty-Eight
    • Twenty-Nine
    • Thirty
    • Thirty-One
    • Epilogue

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    • Twenty-One
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    • Twenty-Four
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