The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do.
A princess and her personal guards fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterly lost and severely concussed, arrested for failing to adequately explain who he was or how he came to be lying in a sizable crater.
Together this unlikely, and somewhat unwilling, band of allies will perform daring escapes and battle an onslaught of mages, monsters, and malodorous thieves as they race across a continent to save two nations from mutual annihilation.
- How Not to Poach a Unicorn
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- Fifteen
- Sixteen
- Interlude One
- Seventeen
- Eighteen
- Interlude 2
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- Twenty-One
- Twenty-Two
- Twenty-Three
- Twenty-Four
- Interlude Three
- Twenty-Five
- Twenty-Six
- Twenty-Seven
- Twenty-Eight
- Twenty-Nine
- Thirty
- Thirty-One
- Epilogue