A story about a repair boy, and you.
*looks up by the sun* DAAAAAD!!! COME ON!!!!YOU LET APHRODITE CLAIM ME!?!? I HATE GETTING ALL DRESSED UP WITH MAKE UP AND ALL THAT!!!... plus I'mma potato!
... I'M FROM TEXAS WHERE THE SUMMER GETS OVER 100 DEGREES, WE MEASURE DISTANCE IN TIME AND ONE OF MY RELETIVES OWNS A RANCH!!!AND NO, I DODN'T HAVE A HORSE AND I FELT LIKE USING CAPS LOCK FOR THIS!
Poseidon: Nope, you're stuck with her now
YOU SUCK DAD
NELSON TE BRAVO
IM FROM ATL ITS SO HOT THAT MY SKIN IS STARTING TO MELT AND MY EYEBROWS ARE SWEATING OFF!!
Athena: sorry kid, but I saw your tests. You suck. Your stuck with her now. *points to Aphrodite*