How To Get Laid
In the midst of a two-thousand year old secret war, ordinary things are happening.
Well, if you count ordinary things like a seventeen year old, who's a little ray of sarcastic sunshine, being adopted and becoming part of a secret scheme that she didn't sign up for.... then yeah, ordinary.
How To Get Laid in four easy steps!
Step One: Obtain the bad boy reputation.
Step Two: Master the cocky attitude.
Step Three: Have roguish good looks and abs down to your toes.
Step Four: Be named Carter Ryan.
Carter Ryan has it all, the money, the popularity, the drop-dead gorgeous looks, and everything that anyone could ever dream of, except the one thing he really wants-someone to love him for himself, and not his money. Shunned by his parents and many of his friendships superficial, Carter Ryan knows that being wealthy isn't all it's caught up to be.
Elaine Duke has done nothing her whole life except fend for herself and wait for someone to adopt her from the foster care system. Being seventeen and never having a true home had taken it's toll. Having no one who truly cares about her has made Elaine Duke weary about who she can trust, and she makes sure to never get close to anyone because every time, her heart ends up getting broken by the person she gave her whole heart to.
Carter Ryan sees her as another booty call.
Elaine Duke sees him as someone who needed to be loved.
Carter Ryan needed to learn that money can't buy everything.
Elaine Duke needed to learn that giving your heart away comes with a price.
"Oh Elaine, when you're Carter Ryan, it's so easy to get laid. Want me to show you how?" Carter smirked.
"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."