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Le Dirty Joke Book

Le Dirty Joke Book

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vanillahoran By thatretardedseal Updated Jul 15, 2015

Feel the six pack coming! 

**don't read this if you're under 13**

Guess what i just had my birthday so I'm permitted to read this so ha in your face world
Le]ple say I laugh like the goddess Aphrodite (WTF @Ceryn_Faer and mom?!) . Even though I know that I sound like a dying constipated dolphin.
NewRomance113 NewRomance113 Jun 01, 2016
Close enough, I laugh like a constipated seal. At least my friend says I do m
XxTheFairyQueenxX XxTheFairyQueenxX Feb 28, 2016
Welp, you came to the right person. That sounded a bit perverted now that I think about it... Hah.. Came
The_Fancy-est_Panda The_Fancy-est_Panda May 05, 2016
FUDGE THE POLICE COMIN STRAIT FROM THE UNDA GROUND JUST BECAUSE IM UNDERAGE #THUGLIFE
NewRomance113 NewRomance113 Jun 01, 2016
Well, I'm 17 but have the mind of a 10 year old... WAAAAAAAAH!!!