The title explains most of it.
Nooooooo!!!!! I lost my poor chair senpai!!!! 😢😢😭😭
Me: *blows rape whistle*
Ezra: *comes running* aye ma'am! *kicks natsu so hard the sound barrier breaks*
Natsu: *flying away cuz of bad aśś kick* GOMENSAI (Y/N)!!!!
I AM A GUNMY YES IM A GUMMY BEAR. IM A YUMMY TUMMY YUMMY LOOKING GUMNY BEAR. 3 BITES YOU CAN EAT ME GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEAR!!!
Me: I'm a dragon, hear me roar -
Happy: meow >:3
Me :DAMMIT HAPPY!! >:0
Lucy. I like you. We're friends. But look. I thought you'd know me better. I have a thing for lovable dorks and Natsu is a lovable dork. He clearly likes me. So there. BACK OFF.
Of couse he does! IM FABULOUS *tries to do a hair flip*
*chokes on hair and spits it out*