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Pick up lines

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WeWantYou2Smile By Dem9Mofos Completed

Hey hey!!!! It's Trevor, since the guys won't let me join their I'm gonna do my own of pick up lines!

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

hurt_my_heart hurt_my_heart Sep 13, 2016
Are you a potato?
                              Because I want to rip you out of the ground
                              and eat you 
EmmiesWorld EmmiesWorld Dec 11, 2016
Do I look like a light? Because I seem to be attracting some pests
TaeIsWithEveryone TaeIsWithEveryone Dec 13, 2016
Comeback: Is your mother autocorrect? Because she made a lot of mistakes. One including you.
                              (THIS IS ALL IN GOOD HUMOUR.)