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Pick up lines

Pick up lines

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WeWantYou2Smile By Dem9Mofos Completed

Hey hey!!!! It's Trevor, since the guys won't let me join their books..lol I'm gonna do my own of pick up lines!



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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

RayTheQuaza RayTheQuaza Sep 13, 2016
Are you a potato?
                              Because I want to rip you out of the ground
                              and eat you 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              lolwhatidk
RayTheQuaza RayTheQuaza Sep 13, 2016
Was your mother/father a disciplinarian?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Obviously not.
                              dun talk tu meh liek dat y kreepz
EmmiesWorld EmmiesWorld Dec 11, 2016
Do I look like a light? Because I seem to be attracting some pests
TaeIsWithEveryone TaeIsWithEveryone Dec 13, 2016
Comeback: Is your mother autocorrect? Because she made a lot of mistakes. One including you.
                              (THIS IS ALL IN GOOD HUMOUR.)